Oh mustache candy, you are so dapper!
Cookies are super yummy, especially if you've got some milk to go with them. Now imagine that the glass of milk is really a ball of cake covered in fondant. Is your mouth watering yet? I'll wait while you find something with which to mop the drool from your keyboard.
If fairies were real, I'm pretty sure these would be their magic wands. Flitting around and granting wishes and collecting teeth and doing whatever else it is fairies do, they must burn a lot of calories. A frozen banana with sprinkles would be the perfect snack for a busy sprite.
When I was a kid my dad always used to try to get me to eat squash by saying "it's just like candy!" which of course is a lie and irrelevant since I've never had a huge sweet tooth. Also, squash is still nasty, sorry dad!
Now if I had been a pain about fruit, this could have done the trick for sure. I love apples but still, even as an adult I have a hard time eating all the fruit I should. Maybe my husband will carve hearts in them for me.