Oh mustache candy, you are so dapper!
Cookies are super yummy, especially if you've got some milk to go with them. Now imagine that the glass of milk is really a ball of cake covered in fondant. Is your mouth watering yet? I'll wait while you find something with which to mop the drool from your keyboard.
The holiday spirit sticks around a little doesn't it? After two solid months of marketing overload it's hard to let go right away. That's okay. You can still sneak a little cheer in here and there. Make some stockings out of hot dogs! I won't hold it against you!