What message are you trying to send? Just tell the sock monkeys and they'll take care of it for you.
Inside is a cyclops monster, there to love you forever. I accept!
Sometimes the simplest ways to say "I love you" are the most effective.
A classier kind of "hang in there" for modern times.
All the fun of nesting dolls without the anal attention to detail when trying to line up the pattern along the seams!
Do you chew on your pens and mangle them? It won't look quite as odd if it looks like you're chewing on actual candy.
Robots are appropriate for any occasion. They are neutral but friendly so you can use this card for birthdays, get well soon, congratulations on your new baby, good luck on your exams, anything!