Sometimes the simplest ways to say "I love you" are the most effective.
What message are you trying to send? Just tell the sock monkeys and they'll take care of it for you.
How are those letters coming, cuties? This is a serious stack of adorable here. http://stuff.icanhascheezburger.com/2011/07/29/cute-kawaii-stuff-lets-get-writing/
These cute little sticky notes sell for $3.50 at Nothing Elegant.
Do you chew on your pens and mangle them? It won't look quite as odd if it looks like you're chewing on actual candy.
Penguins are very organized. They'll have your files in tip top shape in no time.