Do you chew on your pens and mangle them? It won't look quite as odd if it looks like you're chewing on actual candy.
What message are you trying to send? Just tell the sock monkeys and they'll take care of it for you.
All the fun of nesting dolls without the anal attention to detail when trying to line up the pattern along the seams!
Sometimes the simplest ways to say "I love you" are the most effective.
This is the perfect card to thank a friend for a lovely dinner party. Look how happy that cat is to have eaten such a delicious meal!