This squirrel is ready and willing to barf gravy all over your turkey just like the creamer pitcher we had as a kid that looked like a cow barfing milk. Thanks for the memories, squirrel!
There isn't a single cookie in this basket that I don't want as a friend.
Humiliating rodents is one of the best hobbies!
Ooh will you crochet acorns and bury them in my living room?
WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!
I understand wanting to make friends with all the furry woodland creatures. Wearing an acorn around your neck may help.
I was saving those peanuts on the back porch and you just keep hiding them!
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