Humiliating rodents is one of the best hobbies!
I understand wanting to make friends with all the furry woodland creatures. Wearing an acorn around your neck may help.
It may seem a little cruel to shut this poor little guy's tail in a book, but he doesn't mind. It's what he's there for.
Sometimes you need a little help in the kitchen from a small woodland creature. These little furry friends even bring recipes!
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This squirrel is ready and willing to barf gravy all over your turkey just like the creamer pitcher we had as a kid that looked like a cow barfing milk. Thanks for the memories, squirrel!