It may seem a little cruel to shut this poor little guy's tail in a book, but he doesn't mind. It's what he's there for.
Humiliating rodents is one of the best hobbies!
WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!
I was saving those peanuts on the back porch and you just keep hiding them!
There isn't a single cookie in this basket that I don't want as a friend.
Ooh will you crochet acorns and bury them in my living room?