This squirrel is ready and willing to barf gravy all over your turkey just like the creamer pitcher we had as a kid that looked like a cow barfing milk. Thanks for the memories, squirrel!

There isn't a single cookie in this basket that I don't want as a friend.

Humiliating rodents is one of the best hobbies!

Ooh will you crochet acorns and bury them in my living room?

WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!

I understand wanting to make friends with all the furry woodland creatures. Wearing an acorn around your neck may help.

I was saving those peanuts on the back porch and you just keep hiding them!