Ooh will you crochet acorns and bury them in my living room?
Humiliating rodents is one of the best hobbies!
It may seem a little cruel to shut this poor little guy's tail in a book, but he doesn't mind. It's what he's there for.
I understand wanting to make friends with all the furry woodland creatures. Wearing an acorn around your neck may help.
Ingenious! When the squirrel in his hole is hiding you'll know the plant in the top needs more water. Then the squirrel will be all kinds of welcoming.
This squirrel is ready and willing to barf gravy all over your turkey just like the creamer pitcher we had as a kid that looked like a cow barfing milk. Thanks for the memories, squirrel!