Sometimes you just wanna get stupid and hang a blinged out plastic dinosaur around your neck. No shame, rock that lizard!
Better keep your jewels safe, kids! Cartoon characters are on the loose!
My life doesn't have quite enough moo in it sometimes.
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You know what, birds? It's about time you perk up and realize that the world isn't out to get you. Maybe give up on the egg rescue mission. Enjoy what you've got, you're really bringing me down.
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