You know what, birds? It's about time you perk up and realize that the world isn't out to get you. Maybe give up on the egg rescue mission. Enjoy what you've got, you're really bringing me down.
Shooting big ol' guns is just as fun for girly girls as it is for manly men!
Better keep your jewels safe, kids! Cartoon characters are on the loose!
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Kitty's got on her fanciest sparkly bow to make your day that much more special.
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