You know what, birds? It's about time you perk up and realize that the world isn't out to get you. Maybe give up on the egg rescue mission. Enjoy what you've got, you're really bringing me down.
Cheep cheep but not super cheap.
Available at: Cheeky Jezebel http://cheekyjezebel.com/SummerRainCloudNecklace.htm ($10)
Shooting big ol' guns is just as fun for girly girls as it is for manly men!
My life doesn't have quite enough moo in it sometimes.
Available at: Gadget4all http://gadget4all.com/proddetail.php?prodid=01112&deptid=&catid=025 ($7)