You know what, birds? It's about time you perk up and realize that the world isn't out to get you. Maybe give up on the egg rescue mission. Enjoy what you've got, you're really bringing me down.
Sometimes you just wanna get stupid and hang a blinged out plastic dinosaur around your neck. No shame, rock that lizard!
Kitty's got on her fanciest sparkly bow to make your day that much more special.
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Shooting big ol' guns is just as fun for girly girls as it is for manly men!
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My life doesn't have quite enough moo in it sometimes.