Real books cause papercuts and have too many words. Start off a little easier.
Shhhhh, just hold him tightly.
They look so real and soft, I want to have a bite!
You, sir, are to be my new constant companion!
Keep your toes warm and your nerd cred intact.
Thank you for so firmly supporting my cranium, rock!
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