What does a vampire donut eat? Boston cream?
Who says Santa's little helpers have to look like humans? Maybe there's a special penguin out there who has the skills and the motivation and wants to get in on the ground floor of the jolly man's shop. We should give him a chance!
You could do some serious whip-style damage with the stuffed light saber, go for that one first!
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He won't bite, I promise. He's been de-fanged.
You, sir, are to be my new constant companion!
Keep your toes warm and your nerd cred intact.