Shhhhh, just hold him tightly.
Snuggling this s'more won't make you all sticky and stain your clothes.
Available at: Woodzies http://www.etsy.com/listing/57647398/lil-birdy-boo?ref=em ($30)
So soft, so snuggly, so much quieter than a real Gpig.
Ohhhhh I just wanna pinch your squishy little cheeks and poke you in the hippo belly!
Available at: Thinkgeek http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/e503/#tabs ($9-$40)
You could do some serious whip-style damage with the stuffed light saber, go for that one first!