Think of all the cute things you could affix to these bendy arms to dance over you. I'd go for an animal selection.
If socks really did have faces, what do you think they'd want to talk about?
There's no excuse for not wearing awesome socks. Unless you're wearing sandals. Dear god.
Some Doctor Who fans are loud and proud and unapologetic, others prefer to be a little sly about it.
Here's a subtle way to tell your hubby that those old, greying, hole-filled socks just aren't cutting it anymore.