If socks really did have faces, what do you think they'd want to talk about?
Here's a subtle way to tell your hubby that those old, greying, hole-filled socks just aren't cutting it anymore.
Think of all the cute things you could affix to these bendy arms to dance over you. I'd go for an animal selection.
There's no excuse for not wearing awesome socks. Unless you're wearing sandals. Dear god.