This is pretty much the best idea ever. BRB learning Japanese.
Do you think dressing a wedge of cheese up like a mouse would make an actual mouse more or less likely to eat it all up? Would it be intimidated by the new intruder and back off or would it be flattered by the delicious likeness and devour it all at once?
I know you don't want to believe this, but these are actually, seriously, for reals edible! Could you imagine working so hard to make the cutest little king bear snack and chomping into his crunch little head? I'm so sorry, bear. Sometimes a girl just needs her chocolate.