Leftover cake is so lazy, sitting around on the plate for days and days with no responsibilities. Come on loser, make me a snack!
Just looking at her makes me sleepy. Imagine what having her bedside could do.
I like having a charm on my phone, it gives me something to play with when I'm bored and something to "accidentally" smack people with when they're being annoying.
If you claim to not be even a tiny bit in love with sloths, I'm pretty sure you're lying.
Sshhhhhh, she's trying to take a nap.
Sometimes you need a reminder to be calm. Shhhhhhhh...
Those excellent hand stitching skills ensure a peaceful nap for our little owly friend here.