He's just popping up to say hello, no need to be alarmed.
Remember, whatever the little guy has eaten has also been eaten by the big guy who eats him.
Because non-zombie air-sharks are just improbable.
This land shark is harmless. All he wants is your dirty laundry!
Another Shark Week has left us all terrified and exhausted. Did you make it through with all your limbs intact?
Sorry sea star, I'm afraid you're not long for this world with big bad sharks all over the place.