Because non-zombie air-sharks are just improbable.
Another Shark Week has left us all terrified and exhausted. Did you make it through with all your limbs intact?
This land shark is harmless. All he wants is your dirty laundry!
It's cute, but in real life a shark with sharp pencils sticking out of its mouth would be terrifying.
Don't camp too near the ocean with one of these. The real sharks might start getting ideas.
Remember, whatever the little guy has eaten has also been eaten by the big guy who eats him.
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