Because non-zombie air-sharks are just improbable.
Remember, whatever the little guy has eaten has also been eaten by the big guy who eats him.
I've been searching for a way to make stapling more badass.
This totally beats my cheap foam koozie from Piggly Wiggly. It's like being a real grown up!
Don't camp too near the ocean with one of these. The real sharks might start getting ideas.
He's just popping up to say hello, no need to be alarmed.