This totally beats my cheap foam koozie from Piggly Wiggly. It's like being a real grown up!
This land shark is harmless. All he wants is your dirty laundry!
Sorry sea star, I'm afraid you're not long for this world with big bad sharks all over the place.
Remember, whatever the little guy has eaten has also been eaten by the big guy who eats him.
Because non-zombie air-sharks are just improbable.
It's cute, but in real life a shark with sharp pencils sticking out of its mouth would be terrifying.