Because non-zombie air-sharks are just improbable.
Another Shark Week has left us all terrified and exhausted. Did you make it through with all your limbs intact?
I've been searching for a way to make stapling more badass.
He's just popping up to say hello, no need to be alarmed.
If my obsession with "Planet Earth" is worth anything, I get the feeling that sharks and penguins aren't the best match. This couple must have been in an "opposites attract" situation.
It's cute, but in real life a shark with sharp pencils sticking out of its mouth would be terrifying.