I've been searching for a way to make stapling more badass.
Remember, whatever the little guy has eaten has also been eaten by the big guy who eats him.
This land shark is harmless. All he wants is your dirty laundry!
Because non-zombie air-sharks are just improbable.
Sorry sea star, I'm afraid you're not long for this world with big bad sharks all over the place.
Don't camp too near the ocean with one of these. The real sharks might start getting ideas.