I don't endorse salt-bombing your food, but if you must, these would be particularly appropriate.
I'm a little worried about the poor astronaut having all his brains, I mean salt sucked out of his helmet!
It only snows for a few seconds at a time for these bears but those are a delicious few seconds!
I'll take the one with giant holes. I like lots of salt!
Shake a cat's paw without getting slashed or bitten. And your food will be tastier too!
Just like art and color, food is boring without a little seasoning.
Please, help me out, I need to know! Which does the salt go in? One hole or two holes?