I'll take the one with giant holes. I like lots of salt!
Mr. Salt, don't get cheeky with me!
Voila! Your food is now seasoned!
I'm a little worried about the poor astronaut having all his brains, I mean salt sucked out of his helmet!
It only snows for a few seconds at a time for these bears but those are a delicious few seconds!
I don't endorse salt-bombing your food, but if you must, these would be particularly appropriate.