Mr. Salt, don't get cheeky with me!
Just like art and color, food is boring without a little seasoning.
The moment the weather turns warm all I can think of is barbecuing all the foods!
I'm a little worried about the poor astronaut having all his brains, I mean salt sucked out of his helmet!
I don't endorse salt-bombing your food, but if you must, these would be particularly appropriate.
Which do you figure would be which? I use more salt than pepper so I'd prefer to keep it in something that is bigger on the inside.