I don't endorse salt-bombing your food, but if you must, these would be particularly appropriate.
I'm a little worried about the poor astronaut having all his brains, I mean salt sucked out of his helmet!
Which do you figure would be which? I use more salt than pepper so I'd prefer to keep it in something that is bigger on the inside.
Voila! Your food is now seasoned!
Mr. Salt, don't get cheeky with me!
Just like art and color, food is boring without a little seasoning.