Mr. Salt, don't get cheeky with me!
Those are some cheerful dudes. Careful not to over-salt your food smiling back!
Shake a cat's paw without getting slashed or bitten. And your food will be tastier too!
Just like art and color, food is boring without a little seasoning.
The moment the weather turns warm all I can think of is barbecuing all the foods!
I don't endorse salt-bombing your food, but if you must, these would be particularly appropriate.