Mr. Salt, don't get cheeky with me!
Those are some cheerful dudes. Careful not to over-salt your food smiling back!
Please, help me out, I need to know! Which does the salt go in? One hole or two holes?
Just try to avoid the impulse to sneeze. Just you try!
Which do you figure would be which? I use more salt than pepper so I'd prefer to keep it in something that is bigger on the inside.
Ugh, squirrels. Always hoarding all my seasonings.