I don't endorse salt-bombing your food, but if you must, these would be particularly appropriate.
Ugh, squirrels. Always hoarding all my seasonings.
Mr. Salt, don't get cheeky with me!
Which do you figure would be which? I use more salt than pepper so I'd prefer to keep it in something that is bigger on the inside.
Just like art and color, food is boring without a little seasoning.
Just don't let salty the snowman make friends with any slugs.
Voila! Your food is now seasoned!
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