Voila! Your food is now seasoned!
Just try to avoid the impulse to sneeze. Just you try!
Shake a cat's paw without getting slashed or bitten. And your food will be tastier too!
I don't endorse salt-bombing your food, but if you must, these would be particularly appropriate.
Just don't let salty the snowman make friends with any slugs.
Just like art and color, food is boring without a little seasoning.
Please, help me out, I need to know! Which does the salt go in? One hole or two holes?