I don't endorse salt-bombing your food, but if you must, these would be particularly appropriate.
It only snows for a few seconds at a time for these bears but those are a delicious few seconds!
Voila! Your food is now seasoned!
Mr. Salt, don't get cheeky with me!
Shake a cat's paw without getting slashed or bitten. And your food will be tastier too!
Please, help me out, I need to know! Which does the salt go in? One hole or two holes?