Ugh, squirrels. Always hoarding all my seasonings.
Just don't let salty the snowman make friends with any slugs.
Voila! Your food is now seasoned!
Shake a cat's paw without getting slashed or bitten. And your food will be tastier too!
Which do you figure would be which? I use more salt than pepper so I'd prefer to keep it in something that is bigger on the inside.
I don't endorse salt-bombing your food, but if you must, these would be particularly appropriate.
It only snows for a few seconds at a time for these bears but those are a delicious few seconds!