It only snows for a few seconds at a time for these bears but those are a delicious few seconds!
Just try to avoid the impulse to sneeze. Just you try!
Mr. Salt, don't get cheeky with me!
Voila! Your food is now seasoned!
I don't endorse salt-bombing your food, but if you must, these would be particularly appropriate.
Shake a cat's paw without getting slashed or bitten. And your food will be tastier too!