Ugh, squirrels. Always hoarding all my seasonings.
Shake a cat's paw without getting slashed or bitten. And your food will be tastier too!
Those are some cheerful dudes. Careful not to over-salt your food smiling back!
I don't endorse salt-bombing your food, but if you must, these would be particularly appropriate.
Just like art and color, food is boring without a little seasoning.
Just try to avoid the impulse to sneeze. Just you try!
Just don't let salty the snowman make friends with any slugs.