Science-minded, loves dogs, needs new collar; this is the perfect gift!
Don't be ashamed, everybody poops.
You don't need a doctorate to look like the smartest person your friends have ever met, you just need a really cool lamp.
Let's face it, soap will end up covered in bacteria anyway, why not give it a head start?
Mmmmmm Pythagoras is my favorite flavor!
Even if they can't pronounce "mitochondria" yet, they'll appreciate the funny squiggles!