Don't be ashamed, everybody poops.
Let's face it, soap will end up covered in bacteria anyway, why not give it a head start?
Science-minded, loves dogs, needs new collar; this is the perfect gift!
Even if they can't pronounce "mitochondria" yet, they'll appreciate the funny squiggles!
Who hasn't wanted kitty ears that move realistically based on what you're thinking?
These have been around forever but never fail to delight me. I think my adult self needs to pop out and get one of my own.