Wrap up for the coming winter like your favorite Doctor.
Wear your house colors with a little more panache than the usual stripes.
Poor Pac Man will never get the fruit with all those ghosts in the way. You'll have to do some creative wrapping here to win the game.
Is he grumpy because his feet don't touch the ground? Because people keep playing catch with him instead of sitting down for a civilized conversation?
Being stuck in a waiting room with nothing to read is awful. Don't let this terrible fate befall you!
Mom never got you a pony, but you can get her one!
Some of us know we are trainwrecks. It's in our best interest to let others know.