Wear your house colors with a little more panache than the usual stripes.
Make your own army of itty bitty snowmen that will last all year! They can each have different colored scarves so you can tell them apart, you don't want to confuse them.
Mom never got you a pony, but you can get her one!
Some of us know we are trainwrecks. It's in our best interest to let others know.
It's a shame you can't eat a scarf, but at least now you have a scarf that looks cute even when you're not wearing it!
Go big or go home, that's Nyan Cat's motto!