He's gonna need to lose a few pounds after the Thanksgiving gluttony to make it down most chimneys.
Which is your favorite Santa? Personally I like the guy on the top right, he's got a sweet, sleepy face like maybe he had one too many eggnogs.
Because your cubemate wants nothing more than to hear the same four songs repeated over and over all day long.
Holidays demand logic. Be the level-headed one.
Santa's gonna love you! You might even get extra presents!