There's no excuse for everything you own to not be beautiful. These are serious table accessories.
Please, help me out, I need to know! Which does the salt go in? One hole or two holes?
Ugh, squirrels. Always hoarding all my seasonings.
Those are some cheerful dudes. Careful not to over-salt your food smiling back!
Mr. Salt, don't get cheeky with me!
Voila! Your food is now seasoned!