There's no excuse for everything you own to not be beautiful. These are serious table accessories.
Mr. Salt, don't get cheeky with me!
I'm a little worried about the poor astronaut having all his brains, I mean salt sucked out of his helmet!
Don't get salty with me owl, I'm gonna shake you upside down until your brains sprinkle on my food.
Ugh, squirrels. Always hoarding all my seasonings.