Don't get salty with me owl, I'm gonna shake you upside down until your brains sprinkle on my food.
I'm a little worried about the poor astronaut having all his brains, I mean salt sucked out of his helmet!
Ugh, squirrels. Always hoarding all my seasonings.
Mr. Salt, don't get cheeky with me!
Voila! Your food is now seasoned!
There's no excuse for everything you own to not be beautiful. These are serious table accessories.
Those are some cheerful dudes. Careful not to over-salt your food smiling back!