There's no excuse for everything you own to not be beautiful. These are serious table accessories.
Voila! Your food is now seasoned!
Don't get salty with me owl, I'm gonna shake you upside down until your brains sprinkle on my food.
Those are some cheerful dudes. Careful not to over-salt your food smiling back!
Mr. Salt, don't get cheeky with me!
Which do you figure would be which? I use more salt than pepper so I'd prefer to keep it in something that is bigger on the inside.