Voila! Your food is now seasoned!
Don't get salty with me owl, I'm gonna shake you upside down until your brains sprinkle on my food.
There's no excuse for everything you own to not be beautiful. These are serious table accessories.
Which do you figure would be which? I use more salt than pepper so I'd prefer to keep it in something that is bigger on the inside.
I'm a little worried about the poor astronaut having all his brains, I mean salt sucked out of his helmet!
Mr. Salt, don't get cheeky with me!