Mr. Salt, don't get cheeky with me!
Ugh, squirrels. Always hoarding all my seasonings.
Those are some cheerful dudes. Careful not to over-salt your food smiling back!
Please, help me out, I need to know! Which does the salt go in? One hole or two holes?
Don't get salty with me owl, I'm gonna shake you upside down until your brains sprinkle on my food.
I'm a little worried about the poor astronaut having all his brains, I mean salt sucked out of his helmet!
There's no excuse for everything you own to not be beautiful. These are serious table accessories.