Please, help me out, I need to know! Which does the salt go in? One hole or two holes?
Mr. Salt, don't get cheeky with me!
Don't get salty with me owl, I'm gonna shake you upside down until your brains sprinkle on my food.
Ugh, squirrels. Always hoarding all my seasonings.
Which do you figure would be which? I use more salt than pepper so I'd prefer to keep it in something that is bigger on the inside.
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