Don't get salty with me owl, I'm gonna shake you upside down until your brains sprinkle on my food.
Ugh, squirrels. Always hoarding all my seasonings.
Please, help me out, I need to know! Which does the salt go in? One hole or two holes?
Those are some cheerful dudes. Careful not to over-salt your food smiling back!
Which do you figure would be which? I use more salt than pepper so I'd prefer to keep it in something that is bigger on the inside.