Don't get salty with me owl, I'm gonna shake you upside down until your brains sprinkle on my food.
There's no excuse for everything you own to not be beautiful. These are serious table accessories.
Voila! Your food is now seasoned!
Please, help me out, I need to know! Which does the salt go in? One hole or two holes?
Those are some cheerful dudes. Careful not to over-salt your food smiling back!