Just think of all the things you could bury inside your salt shaker!
I've been trying to cut back on the salt, but my doctor said I can add as much magic as I want.
I'll take the one with giant holes. I like lots of salt!
The only problem is they're never within reach when they turn blue.
The only problem is you keep thinking it's salting your food but really it's still processing.
The moment the weather turns warm all I can think of is barbecuing all the foods!
Salt. It's inside me. I don't feel one way or the other. Enjoy your salt. Or don't. I don't care.