The moment the weather turns warm all I can think of is barbecuing all the foods!
Just think of all the things you could bury inside your salt shaker!
Just like art and color, food is boring without a little seasoning.
The only problem is they're never within reach when they turn blue.
Shake a cat's paw without getting slashed or bitten. And your food will be tastier too!
Salt. It's inside me. I don't feel one way or the other. Enjoy your salt. Or don't. I don't care.
Voila! Your food is now seasoned!