I honestly don't mind if my home becomes overrun by carpet-bots. Maybe they'll keep the place cleaner than I can.

I almost WANT to sleep on the floor so I can snuggle up to handsome Desmond!

The only way I could handle sleeping in a bed of pancakes and syrup is if I knew I'd wake up to real pancakes and syrup to satisfy the cravings that developed overnight.

Your mouse resents your opulent decor, treat it to its own rug.

Only the cutest rugs for me! My adorable pedicure will never touch a plain, boring floor.

I skinned it myself in my cold weather bikini. This old thing would never do on Hoth.