I honestly don't mind if my home becomes overrun by carpet-bots. Maybe they'll keep the place cleaner than I can.
Only the cutest rugs for me! My adorable pedicure will never touch a plain, boring floor.
The only way I could handle sleeping in a bed of pancakes and syrup is if I knew I'd wake up to real pancakes and syrup to satisfy the cravings that developed overnight.
I almost WANT to sleep on the floor so I can snuggle up to handsome Desmond!
You can watch TV on the couch with your friends even if you don't have any!
Your mouse resents your opulent decor, treat it to its own rug.