You can watch TV on the couch with your friends even if you don't have any!
Your mouse resents your opulent decor, treat it to its own rug.
The only way I could handle sleeping in a bed of pancakes and syrup is if I knew I'd wake up to real pancakes and syrup to satisfy the cravings that developed overnight.
Only the cutest rugs for me! My adorable pedicure will never touch a plain, boring floor.
There are mornings when it's just too hard to make breakfast or even stand upright. Just lay down here, it'll be okay.
I skinned it myself in my cold weather bikini. This old thing would never do on Hoth.