Your mouse resents your opulent decor, treat it to its own rug.
I almost WANT to sleep on the floor so I can snuggle up to handsome Desmond!
Though it may seem a bit cruel to skin a teddy bear for a rug, at least someone's beloved teddy is getting a second, useful life.
There are mornings when it's just too hard to make breakfast or even stand upright. Just lay down here, it'll be okay.
I honestly don't mind if my home becomes overrun by carpet-bots. Maybe they'll keep the place cleaner than I can.
The only way I could handle sleeping in a bed of pancakes and syrup is if I knew I'd wake up to real pancakes and syrup to satisfy the cravings that developed overnight.