The only way I could handle sleeping in a bed of pancakes and syrup is if I knew I'd wake up to real pancakes and syrup to satisfy the cravings that developed overnight.
I honestly don't mind if my home becomes overrun by carpet-bots. Maybe they'll keep the place cleaner than I can.
You can watch TV on the couch with your friends even if you don't have any!
I skinned it myself in my cold weather bikini. This old thing would never do on Hoth.
I almost WANT to sleep on the floor so I can snuggle up to handsome Desmond!
Your mouse resents your opulent decor, treat it to its own rug.