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I almost WANT to sleep on the floor so I can snuggle up to handsome Desmond!
The only way I could handle sleeping in a bed of pancakes and syrup is if I knew I'd wake up to real pancakes and syrup to satisfy the cravings that developed overnight.
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Only the cutest rugs for me! My adorable pedicure will never touch a plain, boring floor.
I skinned it myself in my cold weather bikini. This old thing would never do on Hoth.
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