You can't feel too bad about Christmas being over when you're this delicious. We appreciate all you do, Rudolph. Now let me nibble on your antlers.
Talk about looking like a deer in the headlights! Rudolph, you've had too much coffee, calm down.
Don't worry, it's almost Christmas! Santa will change everything for you soon.
I'm a little squicked out by the thought of antlers made of meat but I can't resist a tomato nose. Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my snack tonight?
something about the holidays inspires us to gruesomely eat our beloved favorite characters. Rudolph, your time has come. Thank you for serving us so well all these years and again for the last time on my plate. OM NOM NOM.
Now that Christmas is over, Rudolph and Clarice have time to settle down and work on that romance we've witnessed. They've really got stars in their eyes, haven't they?
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