You don't wear gloves because you're dainty, you wear gloves because you are taking no mercy!
Get with the 21st century grandpa! Screw Top wine is where it's at!
Look how excited they are to correct your mistakes! Well all except that one guy.
Every day of the week deserves its own color.
I'm pretty sure this is what Roger Rabbit carries his change in.
It's so nice of my kitty to fetch my text messages for me!