Falling down in the shower is seriously not cool, especially when you're ancient like me and risk shattering like an old, dry piece of coral. Protect yourself and spruce up the tub with a new friend.
There's always a sad, dropped ice cream somewhere. Might as well put one to use.
You don't wear gloves because you're dainty, you wear gloves because you are taking no mercy!
Hold my pen! Hold my phone! Oh hey, thanks for being a stand!
I'm pretty sure this is what Roger Rabbit carries his change in.
Oh please please please tell me the blue one splits into three smaller balls!
I just hope he doesn't puke all my valuables all over the place when I get sloppy.