I've always wanted a penguin upon which to rest my weary head.
Roll that penguin over this way, would ya? I need a pal.
Is he grumpy because his feet don't touch the ground? Because people keep playing catch with him instead of sitting down for a civilized conversation?
He may not be able to build you a fancy dam, but he sure does bring a smile around.
These penguins are so round, it looks as if they've had too many cookies themselves! Roly poly birdies, are you just going to slide all lazy-like on your bellies to the water? Are those hair bows waterproof?
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