He may not be able to build you a fancy dam, but he sure does bring a smile around.
These penguins are so round, it looks as if they've had too many cookies themselves! Roly poly birdies, are you just going to slide all lazy-like on your bellies to the water? Are those hair bows waterproof?
Is he grumpy because his feet don't touch the ground? Because people keep playing catch with him instead of sitting down for a civilized conversation?
Roll that penguin over this way, would ya? I need a pal.
I've always wanted a penguin upon which to rest my weary head.