I honestly don't mind if my home becomes overrun by carpet-bots. Maybe they'll keep the place cleaner than I can.
Even the most dapper robots wear monocles. It's where it's at.
You'll still have to change its batteries eventually. Can you handle that?
Why wash your hands with a boring little nub of Ivory when you have choices like these?
The thought of sushi makes me dance, maybe dancing sushi will make me want pizza?