Why wash your hands with a boring little nub of Ivory when you have choices like these?
Even the most dapper robots wear monocles. It's where it's at.
You'll still have to change its batteries eventually. Can you handle that?
Available at: Neatoshop http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Yumbots-Robot-Cupcake-Molds ($18)
Robots are appropriate for any occasion. They are neutral but friendly so you can use this card for birthdays, get well soon, congratulations on your new baby, good luck on your exams, anything!