Via Incredible Things http://www.incrediblethings.com/home/robot-tape-measure/
You'll still have to change its batteries eventually. Can you handle that?
Even the most dapper robots wear monocles. It's where it's at.
The thought of sushi makes me dance, maybe dancing sushi will make me want pizza?
I honestly don't mind if my home becomes overrun by carpet-bots. Maybe they'll keep the place cleaner than I can.
Available at: Neatoshop http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Yumbots-Robot-Cupcake-Molds ($18)
Why wash your hands with a boring little nub of Ivory when you have choices like these?