You guys, when I have a robot in my kitchen it's gonna be like the total FUTURE!
Everyone knows that Bender is the greatest. If you disagree then I invite to to bite my shiny metal ass.
I for one welcome our dancing feline robot overlords.
This robot here loves to cuddle so don't let his "metal" exterior scare you he was knitted with love and kindness.
Okay nerds, what the heck is this thing? A knight? A robot? An alien? Help us out here, WE MUST KNOW!