Everyone knows that cats are totally running this place. Maybe if you pander to them, you'll get extra treats.
When you have this many arms you deserve all the baubles you can hold.
I love Harry Potter, and these are adorable, but all the knits in my closet are weeping with fear for their future.
If I could, I'd hop onto a sailboat and get far far away from the land of grocery shopping for pumpkin pie supplies and sparkling cider. Just wake me when the turkey's ready and I won't have to hurt anyone.
Don't you love the Olympics? The whole world comes together to compete and show off their strengths. My favorite!
We've got all the Olympic coverage you need over at ROFLympics!