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Sometimes I get frustrated that my eggs won't hold together all pretty like and I can't find a cookie cutter to use as a mold and I don't want to make egg in the hole and I get sad. I always have onions! I am no longer sad!
When you have this many arms you deserve all the baubles you can hold.
Roaming the plains of your hands, a gentle herd of metal dinosaurs.
Everyone knows that cats are totally running this place. Maybe if you pander to them, you'll get extra treats.