Ugh I can't even play Pokemon on this stupid thing.
Something about this awesome resin poodle just screams "Grandma's bathroom" to me.
You know you love some retro video games! And now they are super glam with these earrings, perfect for showing off some mad joystick skills.
This couch can invade my space any day! Too bad it's only a prototype. These suckers could sell like hotcakes.
Sometimes the simplest ways to say "I love you" are the most effective.
I don't think you can find a pencil small enough to wind a tape that small.