Sometimes the simplest ways to say "I love you" are the most effective.
I hate how my phone fits in my pocket so easily. Can I get a carrying case with a heavy charger in it?
Visibility is limited, but who needs to see when you look this cool?
Ugh I can't even play Pokemon on this stupid thing.
Something about this awesome resin poodle just screams "Grandma's bathroom" to me.
Plug in and blast off!
You know you love some retro video games! And now they are super glam with these earrings, perfect for showing off some mad joystick skills.