Sometimes the simplest ways to say "I love you" are the most effective.
Ugh I can't even play Pokemon on this stupid thing.
I hate how my phone fits in my pocket so easily. Can I get a carrying case with a heavy charger in it?
You know you love some retro video games! And now they are super glam with these earrings, perfect for showing off some mad joystick skills.
Plug in and blast off!