I hate how my phone fits in my pocket so easily. Can I get a carrying case with a heavy charger in it?
Ugh I can't even play Pokemon on this stupid thing.
I don't think you can find a pencil small enough to wind a tape that small.
This couch can invade my space any day! Too bad it's only a prototype. These suckers could sell like hotcakes.
Visibility is limited, but who needs to see when you look this cool?
You know you love some retro video games! And now they are super glam with these earrings, perfect for showing off some mad joystick skills.