Apple, ball and cat were so last year. Let's get with the retro times and teach our kids something useful!
Ugh I can't even play Pokemon on this stupid thing.
Sometimes the simplest ways to say "I love you" are the most effective.
This couch can invade my space any day! Too bad it's only a prototype. These suckers could sell like hotcakes.
I hate how my phone fits in my pocket so easily. Can I get a carrying case with a heavy charger in it?