I'm a little squicked out by the thought of antlers made of meat but I can't resist a tomato nose. Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my snack tonight?
You can't feel too bad about Christmas being over when you're this delicious. We appreciate all you do, Rudolph. Now let me nibble on your antlers.
Now I'm inspired to dress up like a reindeer and dance around with a bell. Thanks a lot, job!
You've done well this year, Blitzen! You and all the reindeer deserve to kick back and enjoy yourselves.
Their antlers may not be incredibly majestic but they sure are delicious! I think all peanut butter cookies should have chocolate covered pretzels on them regardless of the animal portrayed.
something about the holidays inspires us to gruesomely eat our beloved favorite characters. Rudolph, your time has come. Thank you for serving us so well all these years and again for the last time on my plate. OM NOM NOM.
Talk about looking like a deer in the headlights! Rudolph, you've had too much coffee, calm down.
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