something about the holidays inspires us to gruesomely eat our beloved favorite characters. Rudolph, your time has come. Thank you for serving us so well all these years and again for the last time on my plate. OM NOM NOM.
You've done well this year, Blitzen! You and all the reindeer deserve to kick back and enjoy yourselves.
I'm a little squicked out by the thought of antlers made of meat but I can't resist a tomato nose. Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my snack tonight?
Now that Christmas is over, Rudolph and Clarice have time to settle down and work on that romance we've witnessed. They've really got stars in their eyes, haven't they?
Their antlers may not be incredibly majestic but they sure are delicious! I think all peanut butter cookies should have chocolate covered pretzels on them regardless of the animal portrayed.
Now I'm inspired to dress up like a reindeer and dance around with a bell. Thanks a lot, job!
You can't feel too bad about Christmas being over when you're this delicious. We appreciate all you do, Rudolph. Now let me nibble on your antlers.
Prepare to Rage: A Man Sets Up a Crowdfunding Site for His ...
A CNET Reporter Talking About the Apple Watch Accidentally ...
There's A New Trend in Taiwan For Giving Dogs Perfectly Square ...
Here's Why You Never Ask the Internet for Help... Ever
Ya no tiene escapatoria
You're Not True Hardcore Mom Enough if You Had a C-Section ...
Lógica Star Wars
30 of the Most Ridiculous Examples of Fallout Logic
Slow News Day Means Ghost Day, Right?
Things Are Looking Grim for 'Silent Hills'
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more