I'd trust a fox to keep my things safe, they're fierce!
Now if it would only help me find my cell phone before it stops ringing.
But if you put your valuables inside, will you ever get them back?
A real typewriter is a little hefty to lug around (and also, come on, a typewrtier?) so let's stick with a cute print on a bag!
I was just here, holding onto your stuff the whole time.
You're obviously not one of those people who tries to hide what they're reading on the bus.