You need to draw the line somewhere, marking the spoons is a good start.
Have you got seriously attractive friends? No? Pets? Let's stick with pets. You can print them on pillows! Not so lonely now are you?
There are a ton of janky, hand-painted geeky shoes out there but this custom printing job totally wins.
I don't think your popcorn pillow will mind if you accidentally spill a little popcorn on it while you watch movies on the couch.
Carrots are much tastier when they've been carried in on a barge.
This is a winter only treat if I've ever seen one.