Have you got seriously attractive friends? No? Pets? Let's stick with pets. You can print them on pillows! Not so lonely now are you?
Available at: Indenyldesigns http://www.etsy.com/listing/62163241/hello-kitty-x-nerd-inspired-mini-pillow ($29)
Put a little spin on your holiday cards this year. Forget about red and green and go for the artsy spirit!
I don't think your popcorn pillow will mind if you accidentally spill a little popcorn on it while you watch movies on the couch.
Carrots are much tastier when they've been carried in on a barge.
You need to draw the line somewhere, marking the spoons is a good start.