Carrots are much tastier when they've been carried in on a barge.
There are a ton of janky, hand-painted geeky shoes out there but this custom printing job totally wins.
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Hey there, horse lord! What you got under that there loincloth?
This is a winter only treat if I've ever seen one.
You need to draw the line somewhere, marking the spoons is a good start.