I don't have a real melon, but I've got juices!

This is way classier that a Go-Gurt packet you stuck in the freezer!

This is pretty much the most beautiful way to cool down on a hot day. Can't be mad at that.

It's getting to be iced coffee season, finally! Treat yourself to a super frosty pick-me-up!

Oh real fruit, how delicious you are. No amount of juice from concentrate frozen in a mold can compare to fresh, tart, crisp fruit on a stick. Now GIMME!