I suppose if you can't afford a butler to twirl your ice cream for you, an automatic cone will have to do.
I've been looking for something to put on my finger and stab at my little brother with, this is perfect. It's like being Freddy Krueger of the sea.
My home is only accessible by the magic of unicorn power!
You're not good for much, are you, toucan? At least tou-can open my cans for me. That's useful enough.
An ideal pet! No dander, no litter box, no affection!
Get some fashion all up in your books.
I'll use this when I take a bath with my cupcake scented bath gel and cotton candy sugar scrub. I'll take sugar shock through my skin anytime!
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