I'd be more impressed if a real tiny monkey on a real unicycle drove over my pizza but this is more sanitary.
I hope you all love pepperoni, because that's what we're having forever!
Oh pizza, you look so hopeful that I'll become your friend and through the magic of friendship I'll learn to never eat pizza again. You are a sweet kid but you're wrong.
The way to pretty much anyone's heart is through the stomach. Sweeten it up with a simple heart and you've got a lifelong bond.
Let's take a ride across pizza park before dinner.
Hey butterfly, fly a little closer to my mouth, I wanna nibble your wing.