This guy wants nothing more than to make your day brighter with his delicious pizza! Thanks, yarn dude!
Hey butterfly, fly a little closer to my mouth, I wanna nibble your wing.
Oh pizza, you look so hopeful that I'll become your friend and through the magic of friendship I'll learn to never eat pizza again. You are a sweet kid but you're wrong.
I'd be more impressed if a real tiny monkey on a real unicycle drove over my pizza but this is more sanitary.
Let's take a ride across pizza park before dinner.
The way to pretty much anyone's heart is through the stomach. Sweeten it up with a simple heart and you've got a lifelong bond.
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