Wait, where's my patch with the mixer on it? I can't make cookies without a mixer!
I hate it when my enemies are all smug about getting stabbed.
Some days you just want a tiny friend on your head.
Stop saving wine for special occasions and drink it all now! Look what you can make with the corks!
Bowling balls can wreak havoc on your hardwood floors. Take it easy.
EIGHT mustachioed fruit pin back button badges packaged on card in a sealed plastic bag.
Bowling is awesome but you have to leave your house and there are rarely cats involved. This is perfect for the internet-loving homebody in us all!