Some days you just want a tiny friend on your head.
Wait, where's my patch with the mixer on it? I can't make cookies without a mixer!
Stop saving wine for special occasions and drink it all now! Look what you can make with the corks!
I do not condone bowling with real cats even though sliding them down a hardwood floor is hilarious.
Bowling balls can wreak havoc on your hardwood floors. Take it easy.
EIGHT mustachioed fruit pin back button badges packaged on card in a sealed plastic bag.
I hate it when my enemies are all smug about getting stabbed.