Carrot cake is surrendering. I will capture it and give it an honorable death.
Magic and fairytales and princesses never really get old. I mean really, if some matronly, supernatural fairy woman offered you a castle and a painless facelift and a really nice car and Ewan McGregor, would you say no? I didn't think so.
Can this please be a stack of boxes that I can put things in? I'll even deal with the fact that it says Olivia on it. When I was a little kid I always wanted the name Olivia. It was exotic and exciting. I'll just take a cake like this please. Thanks.
Nutter Butters are stupid delicious but not very cute. But look! You can make them into cute little fuzzy slippers and give them to your mom for Mother's Day because she deserves a fuzzy slippers break now and again. Just don't bother her by asking where all the ingredients are in the kitchen. Happy Mother's Day to all you moms!