There are mornings when it's just too hard to make breakfast or even stand upright. Just lay down here, it'll be okay.
Make sure you put butter and syrup between all the layers for sweet dreams.
Make sure and keep that gap at the bottom so your pillows don't all disappear.
There's no need to have a pillow of all five boroughs. Pick your favorite! (Not selling a whole lot of Staten Island, are you now?)