Have you got seriously attractive friends? No? Pets? Let's stick with pets. You can print them on pillows! Not so lonely now are you?
Make sure and keep that gap at the bottom so your pillows don't all disappear.
There's no need to have a pillow of all five boroughs. Pick your favorite! (Not selling a whole lot of Staten Island, are you now?)
Whales have feelings too. Don't stifle them.