You could do some serious whip-style damage with the stuffed light saber, go for that one first!
That's just too much dog for one pillow!
Have you got seriously attractive friends? No? Pets? Let's stick with pets. You can print them on pillows! Not so lonely now are you?
I don't think your popcorn pillow will mind if you accidentally spill a little popcorn on it while you watch movies on the couch.
Whales have feelings too. Don't stifle them.