Whales have feelings too. Don't stifle them.
Have you got seriously attractive friends? No? Pets? Let's stick with pets. You can print them on pillows! Not so lonely now are you?
You could do some serious whip-style damage with the stuffed light saber, go for that one first!
Make sure and keep that gap at the bottom so your pillows don't all disappear.
Make sure you put butter and syrup between all the layers for sweet dreams.