There's no need to have a pillow of all five boroughs. Pick your favorite! (Not selling a whole lot of Staten Island, are you now?)
That's just too much dog for one pillow!
Whales have feelings too. Don't stifle them.
I don't think your popcorn pillow will mind if you accidentally spill a little popcorn on it while you watch movies on the couch.
Have you got seriously attractive friends? No? Pets? Let's stick with pets. You can print them on pillows! Not so lonely now are you?