Make sure you put butter and syrup between all the layers for sweet dreams.
Whales have feelings too. Don't stifle them.
Have you got seriously attractive friends? No? Pets? Let's stick with pets. You can print them on pillows! Not so lonely now are you?
I don't think your popcorn pillow will mind if you accidentally spill a little popcorn on it while you watch movies on the couch.