There are mornings when it's just too hard to make breakfast or even stand upright. Just lay down here, it'll be okay.
There's no need to have a pillow of all five boroughs. Pick your favorite! (Not selling a whole lot of Staten Island, are you now?)
You could do some serious whip-style damage with the stuffed light saber, go for that one first!
Make sure you put butter and syrup between all the layers for sweet dreams.
I don't think your popcorn pillow will mind if you accidentally spill a little popcorn on it while you watch movies on the couch.
That's just too much dog for one pillow!