You could do some serious whip-style damage with the stuffed light saber, go for that one first!
Whales have feelings too. Don't stifle them.
Make sure and keep that gap at the bottom so your pillows don't all disappear.
There are mornings when it's just too hard to make breakfast or even stand upright. Just lay down here, it'll be okay.
That's just too much dog for one pillow!