Whales have feelings too. Don't stifle them.
There are mornings when it's just too hard to make breakfast or even stand upright. Just lay down here, it'll be okay.
Make sure you put butter and syrup between all the layers for sweet dreams.
There's no need to have a pillow of all five boroughs. Pick your favorite! (Not selling a whole lot of Staten Island, are you now?)
Have you got seriously attractive friends? No? Pets? Let's stick with pets. You can print them on pillows! Not so lonely now are you?