You could do some serious whip-style damage with the stuffed light saber, go for that one first!
That's just too much dog for one pillow!
There are mornings when it's just too hard to make breakfast or even stand upright. Just lay down here, it'll be okay.
Make sure and keep that gap at the bottom so your pillows don't all disappear.
Have you got seriously attractive friends? No? Pets? Let's stick with pets. You can print them on pillows! Not so lonely now are you?
Make sure you put butter and syrup between all the layers for sweet dreams.
Whales have feelings too. Don't stifle them.