You'll still have to change its batteries eventually. Can you handle that?
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Tired of cutesy mice and feather wands that your kitty-cat ignores? Try an eyeball instead! Handmade and stuffed with organic catnip and eco-fil fibre.
Thanks for carrying supplies, kitty! And thanks for doing it in style!
Kitties these days are living in some serious luxury! First the teepee, now this. Can I get an adult human sized cardboard house?