Here's one goldfish in a bowl that NO ONE can call animal cruelty on.
An ideal pet! No dander, no litter box, no affection!
Available at: Ebonypawspets http://www.etsy.com/listing/59621059/lol-cat-has-cheezburger-pet-id-tag ($10)
They don't make a racket or a stink and they're even helpful in the dark! Requires only electricity feedings.
I'm trying out my new sensory deprivation tank!
Look, sometimes you don't want to have to socialize with your roommates, okay? It's nice to have a little private place to get away to.