Here's one goldfish in a bowl that NO ONE can call animal cruelty on.
An ideal pet! No dander, no litter box, no affection!
Look, sometimes you don't want to have to socialize with your roommates, okay? It's nice to have a little private place to get away to.
I'm trying out my new sensory deprivation tank!
Available at: Ebonypawspets http://www.etsy.com/listing/59621059/lol-cat-has-cheezburger-pet-id-tag ($10)
Don't worry, he's not a real fish, but he's just about as cuddly as a real one.