Here's one goldfish in a bowl that NO ONE can call animal cruelty on.
They don't make a racket or a stink and they're even helpful in the dark! Requires only electricity feedings.
Available at: Ebonypawspets http://www.etsy.com/listing/59621059/lol-cat-has-cheezburger-pet-id-tag ($10)
I'm trying out my new sensory deprivation tank!
An ideal pet! No dander, no litter box, no affection!
Look, sometimes you don't want to have to socialize with your roommates, okay? It's nice to have a little private place to get away to.