They don't make a racket or a stink and they're even helpful in the dark! Requires only electricity feedings.
An ideal pet! No dander, no litter box, no affection!
Look, sometimes you don't want to have to socialize with your roommates, okay? It's nice to have a little private place to get away to.
Here's one goldfish in a bowl that NO ONE can call animal cruelty on.
Don't worry, he's not a real fish, but he's just about as cuddly as a real one.
Available at: Ebonypawspets http://www.etsy.com/listing/59621059/lol-cat-has-cheezburger-pet-id-tag ($10)