Quiet, Bright Pets

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Quiet, Bright Pets
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They don't make a racket or a stink and they're even helpful in the dark! Requires only electricity feedings.

Leave Me Alone

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Leave Me Alone
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I'm trying out my new sensory deprivation tank!

Never Feed, Never Clean

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Here's one goldfish in a bowl that NO ONE can call animal cruelty on.

Allergic to Cats?

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Allergic to Cats?
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An ideal pet! No dander, no litter box, no affection!

Never Without a Friend

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Never Without a Friend
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Don't worry, he's not a real fish, but he's just about as cuddly as a real one.

Hamster Swim

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Hamster Swim
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Look, sometimes you don't want to have to socialize with your roommates, okay? It's nice to have a little private place to get away to.