Oh pizza, you look so hopeful that I'll become your friend and through the magic of friendship I'll learn to never eat pizza again. You are a sweet kid but you're wrong.
I've seen plenty of heart shaped pizzas before but I've never seen anyone go so far as to shape the pepperoni. Genius! I would pull each pepperoni off individually and say "I love you" each time to whoever bought me this. The most direct way to my heart is surely through salty foods.