What better way to express your bottled-up emotions than with this little bit of love in a bottle?
Show that mean old dentist that you're not afraid of him! You embrace dental hygiene! Look how happy your teeth are!
Nothing says "I love unicorns" like a gigantic pendant with a picture of a unicorn and a rainbow. Hanging another one in the middle of your forehead also helps.
If you can't beat winter, join it!
Isn't it a bummer when your food becomes your friend and you have to find something else to eat?