That jerk, he's always got snacks around. I'm so jealous.
I like my coffee like I like my soul; black and bitter.
If you need glasses as bad as I do, you know how you can come to resent people who only wear them for fashion. Just give them a necklace. Posers.
I hope that after you wear this for a while, you'll find a nice place to let the poor little guy go.
my dog is forever shoving at my elbow with her nose. Now I can get an impression of that sweet nosy nose made into a custom pendant! (Cold and wet not included.)
Time to have some peach tea and chill by a hot fire on a summer night.
Kitty ran out of lives but still scratches at the damn door all night anyway.