Learning to spread peanut butter and jelly on bread is an important step to building the motor skills necessary for driving a car and french braiding hair.

Aren't the kids now taught to call them "sea stars?" And Pluto isn't a planet? And Cookie Monster eats things other than cookies? I feel old. I need some of this cake.

You've worked hard, you've slept through important lessons, you've stumbled into class hungover, you've pulled all-nighters. It's time you enjoyed a little cake!

This has to be the om-nommiest bear ever! Come a little closer so I can eat you!

When I was a kid I LOVED PB&J sammiches! I would have lost my mind if someone presented one to me in cookie form!

Are there words that can express how glorious this cake is? Chocolate, peanut butter, miracles, Halloween, drool. Does that do it?