Can't sleep, need to draw or write bad poetry to help lull you into slumber? Oh man, that was some seriously jacked prose, thank goodness it's washable.
I've never seen an assistant quite so talented. He can hold my pencil, tape and other accessories all while taking care of some business of his own if you know what I mean.
I'm consumed by curiosity about what's on the paper! What does it say?!
Oops, sometimes I'm not paying attention and then before you know it I've got something in my mouth. I'm like a toddler.
You know you've always wanted to draw a picture on a paper-like bear, stick a few stamps to his head and send him along!
Dinner parties can be boring for little kids. Give them something to play with.
I have clumsy fingers that just can't get the hang of origami. I like the thought of someone else doing the work for me.