Panda likes the salad on your plate okay but he much prefers the soup in the cup!
Let's be very very quiet, panda is sleeping! He looks so cozy nestled into his snug little box. I'll let him sleep until I get really hungry and he won't know what hit him.
My normal wardrobe just doesn't make me look enough like a panda, you know?
Dessert just got extra special! I'm now determined to visit every Haagen Dazs to demand a super custom panda sundae. They have to do it if I ask, right? I'll keep a printout of this picture in my wallet just in case.
I am cursed with a stainless steel fridge that no magnet will stick to. I envy those with expanses of ferrous metal that they can decorate with houndstooth pandas.
Ooh a panda for every mood! Each genre of music deserves its own color profile, don't you think?
This panda looks sketchy. He clearly has something to hide. Buy the backpack and find out what's in there.