He's sad that you found out about his delicious fruity center. Don't worry, I won't tell!
cooking something inside itself and flavored with itself is so self-referentially satisfying. It's so meta it was practically invented for the internet.
Available at: Janiexy http://www.etsy.com/listing/60231709/nancy-plushie-orange?ref=cat3gallery10 ($20)
My plants would be happier with a piggie friend for when I'm not around.
Just think of all the possibilities with an arrangement like this. Those cake pops could be birds, babies, puppies, balloons... I'm inspired!