He's sad that you found out about his delicious fruity center. Don't worry, I won't tell!
Thanks for not sliming up the place, felt-o-pus!
My plants would be happier with a piggie friend for when I'm not around.
The real present here is making something jiggly that you get to share with another person! That and the strawberries and lychee hiding inside.
Available at: Janiexy http://www.etsy.com/listing/60231709/nancy-plushie-orange?ref=cat3gallery10 ($20)
Whatever goes into your sternum comes out of mine. We can share secrets!